Sunday, July 29, 2007

Puppy vs. Cat

a whole litter of golden retriever puppies!!! cuteness overload. haha..and they're all so timid!!

Sleepy Spudgy

omgggg. the dog is too cute la. it's like so sleepy yet trying to keep awake..hahaha

HEH.

errr..juls i think part of the allure of haagen dazs is the crazily high pricing because then we'll savour every lick. but yea i agree it's wayyyyyyyyy too expensive...so we can't go there anymore unless someone else treats (hinthintHINTHINT)

and omg. that dog has a rly long tongue. *_* hahaha. okay, i shall post some youtube videos featuring super cute dogs on this blog!! (:

and all u other gluttons need to blog more....

love, mel

Sunday, July 15, 2007


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whassup my gluttonous pals!

i'm surprised that the last post was only months away, i expected the blog to have stayed stuck in 2006.. oh well, the pessimism proves unjustified.

sooo, i was just hanging around cyberspace when i decided to grace this avenue of discourse with my wise existence. in simple terms, (for simple people out there), i woz just like y'know surfin round the net and stuff when i kinda like i dunno wanted to drop by ours blog and like post something like whatever.

ok i was just kidding, i'm honestly just trying to avoid my homework. i swear, the pile of papers and books sitting on my desk top is ...EYEING me. it's.... it's.... sinisterly inching closer and closer, whispering, rustling...shiver... homework sometimes really gives me the creeps. eep.

ANYWAYS, thanks to mel ho for treating us to haagendazs! only we had to top up with our own cash, haha, but the thought counts and really, thanks for choosing to bequeath thy blessed voucher on us undeserving GLC members instead of other peeps. heh.

only thing is, haagendazs is, to quote ah meng "WAY OVER-PRICED". i mean, even though the ice-cream there REALLY REALLY ROCKS MY SOCKS...no... ROCKS MY TASTEBUDS, it shld seriously consider lowering the prices. so a message to the CEO of haagendazs, please follow in the footsteps of the 1-dollar-roadside-stall-ice-cream-man, i mean really, nothing will draw the crowd better than dirt-cheap gourmet ice-cream

haha sorry gluttons, like i said, i'm trying to avoid my homework with mindless ranting. it's a much more enjoyable alternative though they may seem similar at first glance.
ok la, i shall end your pain... and start mine... Noooo... the homework monster!!

haha, i'm so full of crap.

oh i remembered this damn funny line from Scrubs. this weirdo doctor said to his deserve-a-real-good-thumping boss who was super angry, "i bet your butt-cheeks are so tightly clenched that when someone shoves a handful of coal inside, you just might crap out diamonds!"

i honestly laughed till i...... haha just kidding la, people can't possibly crap out diamonds.