oh joy! i've been accepted to partake in the one...the ONLY.. the grrreatest blog of all history. fine, in all modern history then. whatever. so listen up doods, here comes my acceptance speech...

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well, i'll take the stage another time, don't really got nothing much to say. ANYWAYS, enough of the yakking and yapping. we should go for a celebratory outing to commemorate this momentuous event! did i hear someone say "Swensen's"?? or was it "Cafe Cartel"?? whatever the case, we'll be pigging out like TRUE gluttons!