well, one minute after that last post and my fingers are itching to type more. but enough of the previous gibberish gibber, i shall post smt delightful to tickle thine funny bones.

we shall start with a palate-cleansing appetiser of PICK-UP LINES:

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin Me.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

and next up, a sumptious 5-course meal of TAGLINES to satiate any hungry soul out there:

I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.
My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
FOR SALE: 1 set of morals, never used, will sell cheap.
Save Water. Take a bath with your neighbor's wife!
whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....

and lastly, a sweet and cool dessert of FUNNY THOUGHTS to end off:

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?

disclaimer: the person responsible for the publishing of these lines may or may not have different tastes in jokes as the reader. as such, the publisher shall not be held accountable for any complaints of nausea, loss of appetite or food poisoning after the above intake of jokes.